HP Pavilion Dual Core Desktop – $349.99

Call of Pavilion.

From one HP to another: “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh HP Pavilion wgah’nagl fhtagn!”

We exist, in all our teeming grandeur, on nothing more than a small marble careening through an endless, nightmarish abyss. In relation to such a grand scope we are but micro-organisms clinging to a single grain of sand, touting our superiority and marveling at all that we rule over. But the sciences continue to expand our infinitesimal knowledge in minuscule fits and starts, and as our eyes grow accustomed to the yawning black sea of infinity before us I only pray that we keep our wits about us when faced with the terrifying vistas of reality, our frightful position therein, and that the true masters of this realm have taken notice of our small, tinny voices in the night.

Recently I have glimpsed the true and horrible nature of the cosmic cycle, and truly it has chilled me to my soul. Reports of a strange cult, presided over by strange druids of night howling demonic chants and wails at the stars from the still, cursed woods outside of town drew my curiosity most profoundly. In my continuing and extensively thorough research on the cult I found increasing numbers of seemingly unrelated events from around the world. Unbeknownst to authorities and overlooked by those parties charged with investigating, a single fact united each news clipping: at each site, no matter how grisly or horrific the events reported, a refurbished HP Pavilion p6-2003w Desktop PC was found.

Despite its seemingly modern components like a 6-in-1 Multimedia Card Reader, Windows 7 Home Premium, and 4GB DDR3 SDRAM memory, the obsidian towers were far from modern in atmosphere and suggestion. The impressionistic execution of its construction forbade any clear idea of its nature. It seemed to be a sort of symbol representing a monster, a form of which only a diseased fancy could conceive and the general outline of which I found to be shockingly frightful.

I cannot elaborate on such monstrosities, save to say that I hope these ominous signals shall go with this record of mine – buried and locked away safely. I have seen all that the universe has to hold of horror, and all of life’s riches: even the spring sunlight and warm fires of winter, shall be poison to my mind. As all those who have uncovered this secret before me have gone, so I shall go. I know too much, and the cult of HP still lives.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day HP

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Powerful AMD E2 3200 Dual Core processor that makes multitasking applications a breeze
• This Windows 7 Home Premium desktop PC comes with a high-capacity 1.0 TB SATA hard drive that helps you store large numbers of photos, music files, and hours of HD videos
• The 4GB DDR3 SDRAM system memory makes it easy to handle multimedia work
• You can watch movies, read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats with the SuperMulti DVD Burner
• Connect to high-speed local area networks and broadband internet with its high performance Ethernet
• Backup and Restore options built into the Windows Operating System help you create safe copies of your important files
• Includes a power cord, USB keyboard, optical mouse, and an easy-to-follow Quick Start Guide (Monitor NOT Included)

Additional Photos:

• 6-in-1 Card Reader / Multimedia Optical Drive
• Rear Panel
• Side Panel – Off
• Keyboard
• Mouse
• Package Contents

In the box:

• (1) HP Pavilion p6-2003w Desktop PC
• (1) Power Cord
• (1) HP USB Keyboard
• (1) HP Optical Mouse
• Quick Start Guide